DUP has questions to answer about prime minister’s nonsensical trade arrangements for Northern Ireland

Have the blood-red lines of Arlene Foster, leader of the DUP, turned to a lighter shade of pink in accepting the Prime Minister Boris Johnston’s new hokey cokey proposals on trade arrangements for Northern Ireland submitted to the EU?

If, as an example, I buy a haggis from a nice butcher in Stranraer in Scotland and transport it across on the ferry, what are the prospects of bringing (importing) it into Northern Ireland?

Will I be met and stopped by a Revenue and Customs official asking if I have anything to declare?